Bathroom Horror The blackest of all blacks runs deep through The reddest of all reds in your spurting blood that canvases The whitest of all tile whites in the bathroom I wince as you walk into The darkest of all bedrooms to find the sting stick That stings the most of all styptic sticks to apply it to your Stupidest of all stupidities -- the razor cut I smile scratching my stubbled face R. David Paine III 1/9/87 4:20 PM